Who do you want to pay and why?
Are you out of your tiny? What would you get? A load of verse that only leaks out of the holes in the shopping bag anyway!
Anyway, what would you pay with? Food vouchers maybe, send the writer a sandwich ... gerroutofhere!
Have I ever charged for anything else? OK I know the button is there but, if you'd looked at the front page, you'd have seen that I bought this template, that's why the damn button is there. Along with the "Wrapping" service and "Q&A" button, I didn't ask for them they just sort of arrived.
Oh, alright, send something to someone who needs it - your best wishes. Or do as I said on the Wrapping page and smile at someone.
There you are, you feel better already, don't you.